I’d planned on a special blog this time, but circumstances are delaying it. So I thought rather than continuing to put my blog off, I’d bombard you with more puns, one liners and jokes from my collection on the (hopefully) Sensational September’s Terrific Tuesday.
Let’s start off with:
“Doctor Papaboolahboolah will see you now.”
“Which Doctor, nurse?”
“Oh no, he’s fully qualified.”
“Your mother has been living with us for 20 years.” said John. “Isn’t it time for her to find her own place?” ” My mother?” asked Helen, “I thought she was your mother.”
Daffynition Time:
Bathing Beauty – Girl worth wading for.
Cartoon – Song played on a car radio
Kindred – Fear of arriving relatives
Nostalgically his wife rhapsodized, ” Remember our picnics, Harry? I can see you now, standing on the hillside, the wind blowing your hair, and you too proud to chase after it.”
Wife “Donald, when did we last hear from our son?”
Husband “Just a second, Honey. I’ll go look in the checkbook.
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late crossing the finish line, they had to pay the jockey time and a half?”
I hope some of these made you smile if not chuckle.
Next time I’ll be back on track, til then, live each day with love and joy.
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